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Croí follain agus gob fliuch

St. Patrick’s Day is tomorrow. (So is Evacuation Day—basically a Bostonian work-around to make the occasion an actual legal holiday.) There’s been a radio commercial here in Boston for the past few weeks that uses some variant on the phrase “Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day.” My lovely wife and I thought this would be a good marketing tack for the Boston Symphony to promote this weekend’s performances of Mahler 3.

ANNOUNCER: On St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish—even a nervous Austrian Jew!

MAHLER (in the voice of the Lucky Charms leprechaun): I’m Gustav Mahler! Come and be hearin’ me Third Symphony! The trees, the flowers—they’ve all been talkin’ to me! We’ll even have a chorus of wee little ones!


My last name notwithstanding, I’m one-quarter Irish, although, to put things in perspective, that makes me only half as much a man of the auld sod as, say, Richard Nixon. On the other hand, a childhood’s worth of sunburned freckles has to count for something, right? Besides, on St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish—even Toru Takemitsu! Here’s his arrangement of “Londonderry Air,” AKA “Danny Boy,” as performed by Kosei Kubota.

Gaining One’s Definition

Definitions of music are by no means rare.

The most usual, the official one, is this: “Music is the art of combining sounds in a manner agreeable to the ear.”

According to Hugo Reimann, music is “the manifestation of Beauty through the medium of sound.”

Another German has it that “Die Musik ist eine klingende Arithmetik” (Music is a sonorous arithmetic).

Spencer, on the other hand, considered music as a natural development of the accent imparted to the human voice by passion.

To Mazzini music was “the faith of a world whose poetry is but high philosophy.”

To the average listener, music is melody, that is to say, a mere “pretext to sing.”

And lastly, we have the famous definition of Théophile Gautier, that “music is the most expensive of all noises.”

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Feeling constrained to give a definition myself, I should say that, in my opinion, music is the art of combining sounds both in time and space (successively and simultaneously) according to the composer’s creative egoism and his complete indifference to every law that opposes his sincerity.

From L’Evoluzione della Musica, A traverso la storia della Cadenza perfetta (“The Evolution of Music, Throughout the History of the Perfect Cadence”), by Alfredo Casella, 1919. (Emphasis in the original.) A fun party game: try and match each definition with a subsequent 20th-century musical style, vocabulary, or school. Even Gautier’s.

Appellation spring

Composers are aiming for the wrong star. Commissions? Pulitzers? Joan Peyser tell-all biographies? Pffft. Everybody knows the real fame is in taxonomic designations. You’ll know you’ve made it when there’s a sludgy, possibly extinct organism that’s named for you.

Buxtehudea scaniaeTo the left there is the microsporidian parasite Buxtehudea scaniae, surrounded by a mitochondrion of the cell it’s mooching off of. Both the genus and the family, Buxtehudidae, were named for the guy Bach hiked across Germany to hear by Swedish biologist Ronny Larsson of Lund University, who’s also honored his countrymen Hugo Alfven and Franz Berwald with microscopic fungi of their own.

The Australian chalcidologist A. A. Girault killed two birds with one stone in 1926 with the wasp Mozartella beethoveni. As he described the species:

Mozartella (Ectromini).
As Mesorhopella but golden, antenna short, capitate, club equal funicle, funicles transverse. Ovipositor ¼ abdomen, latter depressed=cordate[.] Veins subequal. Minute.

M. beethoveni. Wings clear, veins pale. Funicles 1-2 twice wider than long, longest, rest wider. Pedicel bit longer than wide. Discal cilia well toward base, of hind wing, 15 lines. Pinkenba, Q. ex galls, May 10, 1916. H. Jarvis.

Cymbiola rossinianaChopin has a moth, Fernandocrambus chopinellus. And Rossini has a seashell, Cymbiola rossiniana, described by M. Bernardi in 1859, making him possibly the first musician so honored. (That’s the shell, commonly called Rossini’s volute, at right.)

Most recent speciations have pertained to pop musicians. The Beatles have quite a few beasties named after them, the most pertinent being Greeffiella beatlei, a nematode worm identified by S. Lorenzen in 1969—the worm’s shagginess perhaps resembling a Beatle haircut. The Godfather of Soul lives on as the mite Funkotriplogynium iagobadius, named by Seeman and Walter in 1997 (“iago”=”James” and “badius”=”Brown”); Mark Knopfler got a dinosaur. But Australian paleontologist Greg Edgecombe leads the field here, naming scores of trilobites after the Rolling Stones, the Ramones, Simon & Garfunkel, and, my personal favorite, the Sex Pistols: Arcticalymene viciousi, A. rotteni, A. jonesi, A. cooki, and A. matlocki.

The best story, though, has to be the jellyfish Phialella zappai. Marine biologist Ferdinando Boero got himself transferred to a lab in California so he could meet Frank Zappa, his musical hero, by naming a jellyfish after him. The plan worked—in spades: take a listen to You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore, vol. 6, and you can hear “Lonesome Cowboy Burt” rewritten as “Lonesome Cowboy Nando.”

When I get off, I get plastered.
I swim till I fall on the jellyfish.
Then I find me some academic kind of illustrator,
I describe the little dangling utensils on this thing,
And tell him to draw it up
So it looks just like a brand new jellyfish.


(You can read more about Boero’s friendship with Zappa here. Here’s more stuff named for Zappa. Scroll down here and you can find more musicians.)

Every little cloud always sings aloud

Some people out there know that I’m a confirmed Winnie-the-Pooh freak, so imagine my delight to find Fyodor Khitruk’s 1969 Russian version, Vinni-Pukh, had turned up online:



That’s Vinni-Pukh idet v gosti (“Winnie-the-Pooh Goes on a Visit”), from 1971. Khitruk was one of the first Soviet animation directors to break out of the rut of Socialist realism, and you can see the Russian folk influences in his Pooh films. Weinberg’s music is a perfect fit, vaguely folk-like but also sophisticated and scintillating, setting the mood with a stylish economy of means.

The Wrong Trousers

This week, Greg Sandow posted an essay by one of his Eastman students about what’s wrong with classical concert formats. It’s the usual suspects:

At times even I feel uncomfortable in the stuffy atmosphere of the concert hall and sometimes I wish I could just go to a concert in jeans and a sweatshirt instead of feeling like I need to dress up for the event…. Less formal attire for musicians would not only make us more comfortable when we’re playing, but I think it would also let the audience feel more relaxed.

(For the record, I’ve gone to probably several hundred classical concerts in jeans and tennis shoes and never once was refused admission. Is Rochester more hardcore about that sort of thing?) The student goes on:

Throw in some pop/rock lighting experiments and I think we might be talking about real entertainment…. What if the composer also specified that the woodwinds should stand and the lighting should be blue during the second movement? Spotlighting on soloists is also a direction that might be interesting in concerts….

In other words, it’s the veneer, not the actual musical content. Now, the outward trappings of a concert experience are important, but here’s where the trouble comes in: this student (and some of the commenters) think outward trappings to be of primary importance, and they want the trappings to be, well, those of a rock concert.

One of the commenters proposes this program:

How does commissioning a ballet for Ades’ Living Toys and a film for Reich’s Eight Lines with Ligeti’s piano concerto sandwiched between sound to you?

Frankly, to me, it sounds like way too much distraction. But that would be about the level of visual stimulation you’d expect from a rock band. For them, there’s a lot more to compete with: audience members come and go, they feel free to talk, they feel free to sing along. They applaud themselves for recognizing a song, and they spend as much time socializing as listening. A rock act needs a stronger signal to cut through that level of noise. That’s the milieu, and it’s fine—rock music is engineered around it such that it’s still musically worthwhile. But that much simultaneous activity would hardly be conducive to really getting into the sonic world of an Adés or a Ligeti (let alone a Feldman, Lucier, or Webern).

What seems to be missing here is the realization that one of the indispensible and vital pleasures of art music (classical and jazz, I should add, even though the focus of this post is classical) is the immersion in the sound on its own terms—not just rhythm and harmony, but the actual sound of the music. And a lot of the logistics of traditional classical performance—the uniform attire, the comparative silence of the audience, the lack of patter and superfluous stage business—have the salutary effect of not diverting your attention from that sound. I emphasize that I don’t hold any particular brief for current practices, but these types of proposals introduce elements that would interfere with the musical potential of concerts far more than they would promote it. For example, I’m hardly a stickler on applause: if you feel the urge to put your hands together, you should. I wonder, though, if the constant focus on the issue isn’t evidence of a stifling tradition, but, rather, an inability to appreciate the beauty of sound fading into silence—as a collective experience, an entire audience cheering can’t compare with an entire audience holding its breath. Has the predominance of rock and pop aesthetics somehow made that sort of suspended moment an uneasy terra incognita for those such as Greg’s student? Even her plea for new music is misguided:

When was the last time a new ballet caused a riot as in the first performance of Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring?

Not recently, thankfully—a riot is not the best atmosphere for perceiving a new work of art. But note that she’s not highlighting the engagement with something new, the intellectual excitement of coming to terms with an unfamiliar piece, but the crowd’s verdict; the ideal is an instant sensation, a ready-made flow for the listener to go with. Which means that the clothes and the etiquette and the distance of the performers aren’t what’s intimidating, it’s that none of those things give any clear instruction as to what you’re supposed to think of the experience. It ends up being just you and the music. And if you’ve spent your life having marketers and mass media telling you what to think, that freedom can be disquieting indeed.

The student describes a faculty recital with approval:

During the recital they interacted with the audience, allowed themselves to show their strange but hilarious personalities and got the audience involved in their performance. Suddenly their ‘serious’ classical music was not so serious anymore. We laughed, we were entertained and most importantly, we talked about it to our friends the next day.

All concerts can be experienced on the level of personality and stage presentation, but for this student and her friends, that’s the most important aspect. These are all (presumably) music students, and every concert they go to (presumably) has music on it. Why aren’t they talking about all the other concerts? Because then, they’d have to talk about the actual music, which is not easy to do; they’re used to the standard level of discourse surrounding pop music, which is based around celebrity. It’s a fine line between making the audience comfortable and allowing them to never leave their comfort zone. A concert that lets you view and discuss the world the way that you’re used to is hardly an unpleasant experience, but that’s pretty much the opposite of what I’ve always believed good art is supposed to do.

That’s a pretty curmudgeonly thing to say, isn’t it? I’m a curmudgeon about a lot of things. And those people calling for a more rock-like classical experience aren’t wrong to want what they want. We all do. But they’re in danger of closing themselves off from an awful lot. Greg’s student describes a performance:

I turned toward the audience and played one extremely loud note and not surprisingly, a woman in the front of the hall jumped about two feet out of her chair. How often can typical classical music concerts affect an audience member so directly?

Surprisingly often, in my case. But that’s because I finally figured out that it’s not about being knocked out of my chair, it’s about being able to aurally go up to the music and engage it actively, openly, maybe even foolishly. The more that classical music borrows from popular music, the more the artistic content is skewed in a pop direction: towards sensation and away from contemplation, and more crucially, towards expectation and away from exploration. The most important music is the music we don’t yet know that we want. Structuring the presentation along popular lines makes it that much more unlikely that we’ll ever find it.

Not long for this world

I’m the first to admit that my skill at prognosticating competitions is non-existent, so I wasn’t surprised that none of the composers I considered in the running for the Grawemeyer Award won (see comments here). I was pleasantly surprised that my other prediction failed to pan out—that the honored piece would be an opera or concerto (the winner, Sebastian Currier’s Static, is for five players). That call, in fact, was based on solid evidence: 12 of the previous 20 winners had been either stage works or solo-and-orchestra affairs. The inherent flash and drama of virtuosity or figurative action, after all, is always going to make a bigger impact than a well-wrought but understated meditation for a few players that don’t seem to be working very hard.

I’ve been thinking about such things this week as I’ve been revisiting the Webern op. 27 Variations for solo piano. In Moldenhauer’s biography, he quotes Webern writing a colleague about his progress: “The completed part is a movement of variations; what is evolving will be a kind of ‘suite.’ In the variations I hope I have realized something I have envisioned for years now.” To another correspondent, a couple of weeks later: “During the last few weeks I was uninterruptedly at my work and now see that the variations go on further, even if they turn into movements of most diverse types.” (Emphasis in the original.)

Webern first started working on the Variations in October of 1935, went at it full-steam starting the next June, and finally finished it in September. That’s a long genesis for a not-very-long piece of music, but the quotes reveal that Webern had to live with the notes for a long time before he could see where they were going, generating a type of fully organic form that he had clearly been trying to imagine for the better part of his compositional life. The pianist who premiered op. 27, Peter Stadler, remembered coaching the music with Webern: “For weeks on end he had spent countless hours trying to convey to me every nuance of performance down to the finest detail. As he sang and shouted, waved his arms and stamped his feet in an attempt to bring out what he called the meaning of the music I was amazed to see him treat those few scrappy notes as if they were cascades of sound.” For Webern, they were: highly charged phrases packed with a year’s worth of thought and emotion.

I doubt the Variations would win any major music award today. The Grawemeyer specifies a “large musical genre”; the Pulitzer is for a work “of significant dimension.” Webern’s few pages wouldn’t get much of a look from such juries. Yet op. 27 is a piece of significant dimensions, even if those dimensions are curled into themselves like something out of string theory. Big awards, thankfully, don’t always go to big ensembles, but there’s a long way to go before a couple of perfect minutes of lapidary precision and ineffable depth can hope to compete on equal terms with a Wagnerian stem-winder.

Hats Off

It’s Thursday, so it must be time for Paul Hindemith and Darius Milhaud to star in a Weimar-era avant-garde German version of Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” video! That’s Vormittagspuk (“Morning Ghosts”), directed by Dada luminary Hans Richter in 1928 (with music by Hindemith). The Nazis deemed it “Degenerate Art” and destroyed the negative, but a print survived, and, of course, is now available on YouTube. Richter later spent some time in America, where, among other things, he collaborated with Jean Cocteau on the late surrealist romp 8×8: A Chess Sonata (portions of which are also online—check out this sequence featuring Paul Bowles awakening to compose from a slowly draining swimming pool.)

Boy, boy, crazy boy

From the wires:

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are about to buy Leonard Bernstein’s old apartment. (That’s a Scientological E-Meter to the right there, like the one that will soon sit in the place formerly occupied by Lenny’s ashtray. Build your own!)

Peter Frampton (link warning: auto-loading guitar music) just narrated Prokofiev’s Peter and the Wolf in Kentucky.

Go to Syracuse and you might just end up as an official Lou Reed scholar. (Reed’s also picking up the George Arents Pioneer Medal for Excellence in the Arts.) English majors only, which may confirm your opinion of Metal Machine Music. Not mine, though—I love the noise. (Thanks to awesome sister Jeana Stewart for the tip.)

Oboist H. David Meyers has been sentenced to a year and a day in prison for running an illegal sports gambling operation. (Speaking of gambling, just one more day to get in on your office Grawemeyer pool. My money’s on Steve Reich—but I came up empty in MegaMillions, so maybe you should ask someone else.)

Update (3/8): The Grawemeyer? We were all wrong—me especially. Congratulations, Sebastian!

In a Persian Market

Remember Nader Mashayehki? He’s the conductor of the Tehran Symphony Orchestra, who last year, toured Europe with a program that included Frank Zappa’s Dog Breath Variations. He’s at it again: tomorrow night, he’ll lead a perfomance of John Cage’s Four6 at the Tehran Conservatory of Music. “It will be interesting to find out whether there is any penchant for Cage’s works among Iranians or not, and if so, to what degree,” Mashayekhi says. As far as anyone knows, this is the first Cage performance in Iran since the Islamic Revolution. The Tehran Symphony faces chronic funding shortages, but Masayekhi isn’t inclined to shift to a more conservative programming philosophy. “[Cage’s] works create a hope and a philosophical view toward life,” Mashayehki says. “This view is very helpful and we really need that hope in Iran… his music creates joie de vivre.” Indeed.

(Article via New Music ReBlog, which I’m shocked and mortified to find is not on the blogroll. I really need to update that thing.)

Update (3/6): Alex Ross, who’s more productive on his lunch hour than I am, tracks down a poster for the concert that I can’t wait to print out and hang on the wall.