Joe the Plumber


As it turns out, “Joe’s” real name is Franz, he’s not a licensed plumber, and he isn’t even registered to vote. However, he would pay no taxes at all under either candidate’s plan, since he’s been dead since 1809.

Still, as is seemingly customary in such situations, he is being pursued for a possible record deal.

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