And then a face came peering over Stella’s shoulder. A face with grizzled jowls and red-rimmed eyes under spikey, dark tousled hair. Kerouac? The face said, “Yeah,” and then: “You want to come in?”
Although the sun was two hours from taking its evening dip in the Gulf ten miles to the west, the house was dim inside. A television set in the corner was on, soundless. The sound you heard was Handel’s Messiah blaring from speakers in the next room.
“I like to watch television like that,” Kerouac said.—Jack McClintock, “Jack Kerouac Is On the Road No More,”
St. Petersburg Times, October 12, 1969
One of Thurber's earliest published pieces was “The Night Before Christmas” as retold by Ernest Hemingway.
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